Please note: The
highlighting contained below is meant to piss you off, not to
actually stress syllables or anything.
It is the work of a trained
professional. Do not attempt such highlightings at home or the
Thought Police will eat your head.
This is my site. Meaning; I'll put anything I feel like on it!!
Of course, this has been known to piss off some people, particularly the Christian Coalition(insert
shudder here). So, I am putting up
this disclaimer so that they can't sue me and get
my @$$ kicked off. Anyway, the materials in this site are MY
OPINION ONLY and are in no way the
opinions of FortuneCity. Also, if whereever the hell you happen to be
living has some ( stupid ) law against free
thinking, you may not want to
enter here, lest the Thought Police eat your head as
described above. Also, there are some adult type topics within.
*sarcasm* OH HORRORS!!! */sarcasm*
So, if you're not like over the legal age or something, don't
proceed. Even though I wrote this whole damn thing and I'm only 15...well...soon to
be 16! (Psst, I could care less but the Christian Coalition
and other pro-censorship
conservative dorks will come after
me if I don't put up a disclaimer). I absolve myself of any responsibility for any crap you might get yourself into as a
result of reading my stuff.